Can you spare some change, mister?

(hipster voice)

This article was written by W-Hyooz. ©

In 2017, the world's most evil people are those that disagree with me about something.

But they just do that themselves now, better than anyone else could.

For instance, rather than mock and deride the article premise, title, and/or writer, as I have done so many times before, I chose to look inward and ask myself what I'm even doing on this thread and/or website.

Foley Man's secret power is his crippling alimony.

To signify the link between uber-mensch-hood and monstrosity.

1997 would have been a good time for me to have started grad school. If I had finished college. Which I hadn't.

Also, The Rainbow.

(Stephen Hawking deliberately runs over your foot, pauses, and does it again.)

Sometimes it all just comes together, man.

It's almost as if outrage were being strip-mined, like a precious, precious resource.

I usually don't participate in synchronized motions, but this time, I'll allow it.

I work and go to school. In theory, I shouldn't have much time on my hands. But, to my detriment, I procrastinate and dick around a lot. My point being, I waste a fair amount of time on here.

Threads like this are always an opportunity to talk about something else. I mean, I stopped taking the AV Club features seriously awhile ago. A wise commenter described them as a "themed comment section", but, fuck it, people can just ignore the themes.

"No" [sharply], "…that is incidentalllll."

Rocket science?

I trace all of this back to a night in Florida in 2015, when I saw a bearded hipster in a car in a CVS parking lot blasting Huey Lewis and the News like it was Slayer.

It was merely the Astronaut Jones of the late 80s.