A man walks into a bar.

"I got this."

(Inappropriate reference to my proximity to your mother.)

Adding a layer of meaning to Ween's "A Tear For Eddie".

You're forgetting about a little film called…

I was all like, "Angkor Waaaaaaaaat"?

Science fiction writer John Shirley wrote a short story "The Sweet Caress of Mother Nature". The McGuffin was some kind of Weird Event wherein a vast cohort of various animal species gained human-level intelligence instantly.

I feel like such a (Tonle) Sap.

(metaphor about severe tissue damage from a burn of some sort)

Well, to be fair, I also deny that I ever did such a thing.

But, and this is critical, without the use of any emojis.

(Sigh). So soulful.

Rebooters gotta reboot.

"I call her Gangbusters."

Well, now I'm just unsure which is the most contrarian thing to do.

Texting. That's wherein the true horror lies.

Certainly on the side where the Wongs live.

Carl Sagan alone focused so much wisdom and profundity into one charismatic package.

And suppose it's already 1976, and you're 4 years old. How are you supposed to learn about psychedelic animation?

Apparently, EMT machines and antibiotics will now hand-crafted in the Ozarks from now on.