It's more satisfying to denounce something as "horseshit" than "pigshit". (Something about how the two words roll off the tongue.)

He looks like a scoop of rainbow sherbet dissolving in the punchbowl.

True enough. On the other hand:

And one can use that mastery to make those manipulative ads (you know, how GloboChem is saving the environment, and what spill?) where your chopped up sentence is spoken, one word apiece, by a range of people of all colors and ages, over soothingly upbeat musical wallpaper.

Takes initiative to put up YouTube videos: Good.

It's a shame that, according to a cursory Google search, there is no Keytar Center.

"No, I'm not Bromine, asshole."

So, you're saying that The Fifth Element deserves more fifth element?

Top 10 Signs Your Kid Is A Loser, 4/13/90

It's like how most old school hip-hop lyrics are about the excellence of a rapper's lyrics, which point is subsequently proven by the execution of said lyrics.

The only word you'll need to spell is "problematic", and that's what cut-and-paste are for.

Sorry, AV Club. Promoting this kind of thing will not make you the new South Park.

"I was worried I wouldn't! Am I right , folks?"

"Be quiet, Benson, or I will turn you inside out over a very long period of time."

That is one assertive beard. To paraphrase Reservoir Dogs:

Please, it's merely a creeping Gulag system.

Sunlight is the best agent of lithification.

To be fair, I shat out a lot of pejoratives. A lot.

That would be unreasonable.

Eh, if you scaled it down to "slightly guilty liberal", there'd be a grain of truth. I'm pretty damn un-PC (old enough to not give a fuck), but Sean and I probably have a lot of overlap in opinion.