Although the Arcade Fire is a great band, this is yet one more reason for me to prefer Phish.

Has your well-known band settled its feud with the Dandy Warhols?

I envy his solid sense of reality.

Well, obviously. The man is defined by his aura of mystery.

There's a Greasy Ridge, Ohio.

Ha. My first thought was, "That's reaching pretty far back to find an even worse buncha people!"

There's more to life than snake-handling, slacker.

(1) I had a roommate in 1996 who was a sort-of lapsed, sort of not, Mormon. He smoked pot with me, and had sex with his girlfriends, as young adult men usually do, so I guess he wasn't especially devout.

Meant to be heard in Dave Chapelle's dulcet tones.

I think it's an example of what Liz Lemon delicately referred to as "hipster nonsense".

If not for that Louie episode, I would have no idea what you were talking about.

This made me think of the Clockwork Orange slang, the "old in-and-out".

From suburban Milwaukee:

That's what's wrong with these damn hipsters. They're so casual.

A "cool nerd", you say?

Worse than death by snuu-snuu.

Exactly. There's a difference between "Character X was the worst in Episode Y" and "Character X is the worst, period". Some people improve over the course of time, some get worse, some just change.

Yup.

That's dumb. His wrong opinion was giving me rage-energy.

(Hoban Washburne, Tara Maclay shrug, evaporate.)