The way to do a Kurt Vonnegut adaptation is to hire a talented, even more difficult person.

I would have sworn my former roommate bought a quarter from that dude 15 years ago.

"Sick ass personal brand chill af. Wtf. Lol. Omg."

Greyhound should offer complimentary joints to repeat customers.

I get whiplash at the thought of her relative competence.

Fun fact. Her wikipedia biography has two alternate birth date years. I only have one birth date year.

Please. Mariah's distaste for drama is well-known.

Now I've had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.

How's little Leon doing these days, anyhow?

Belief in that particular premise is indeed some stuff white people like.

MP3s.

Barnes & Noble is an unaffiliated student union with a concession stand and some decorative bookshelves.

Caitlyn Jenner has all of the qualifications of any given political candidate.

You did a good thing, and comedy is amoral.

The pleasures of home drug use and masturbation are ultimately immature.

Fair enough. The statement was more for the benefit of the world at large.

This can also be done without the teetotaling.

Cheerfully withdrawn.

Wording, headline!

Not near the nuclear button.