I guess this is next if you get too jaded for Korean horror films.

I think this counts as username/comment synergy.

I took one of those books out of the library when I was 10. It contained a medieval German spell that was purported to summon the Devil. You were supposed to chant a list of words three times in front of an open flame. True to my thoughtful nature, I decided it would be a great idea to try it.

(Closes book slowly.)

Precisely.

Like Woody Harrelson has a vampire cousin.

At first he seemed like a profane ventriloquist's dummy, like Chucky, but turned out, appropriately enough, to be a series of nested, empty Matryoshka dolls.

"Gay Achin" is gloriously childish, like a YouTube comments insult.

I am those three things also.

Now, it's Pollution's time to shine!

Bravo.

Let's ask that guy. He can do Shroom Integrals.

From medieval art, one learns that demons can take innocuous, surprising forms.

from The Way Of The AV Club:

Oh, now you done gone and did it, Clay.

For every Steve-O, there's a law practice waiting in the wings.

"Dancing Hot Dog Is Problematic And Super-Gross, And Here's Why"

"Specifically, they were pointing their humanities-schooled sausage fists," huffed O'Neal, refocusing his attention on the general form of a Galois extension of an arbitrary field.

I'm from Milwaukee. The northwest side of the city used to have a thriving mall, Northridge, with four anchor stores (including a Gimbels), a movie theatre, and a half mile strip of thriving businesses to the west.

The modular, iterative structure of sentence construction makes it easy to invent a sentence probably previously unuttered by any human. But, I bet that