The winning move is NOT TO PLAY, EMPATHY!!!

You forgot the sharing. Sharing with others is ever so important.

You know who's particularly marginalized?

The commenter is merely frazzled from the relentless pressure of having to levy a verdict on absolutely everything for the good of all humanity.

Have an upvote, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Girl-girl Spider porn is difficult to find. There's lots of streamed boy-girl Spider porn, and some of it is pretty good, but pay attention to the time on the reel, because trust me, the last five minutes are always. a. total. bummer.

Yeah, I'm not expecting that much from him.

Yeah, I feel that too.

Seconded.

There goes yet another fucking monocle.

That Tweet is actually modestly funny. Funny like a typical AV Club feature, one might say.

'If you cut every corner, you can do a half-assed job…
…It's the American waaaaaay!"

And…stupid. That's something you'd hear from a 4th grade bully trying to mindfuck you after you've figured out the world well enough to just laugh in their face.

Yeah, that seems about right.

The election actually tipped me over from lurking online to commenting online. I had to have a forum to blow off steam about this. (And eventually, tell stories, crack jokes, praise art and music, etc.)

If Obama made a pass at Ivanka?

Denial? Feels like denial.

And the American dollar could still have a pyramid, in a slightly different style, on the back.

"What you would do, Daddy?"

International influence, yes. The ability to cultivate client states, yes. Able to throw our military weight around, yes. In good company with other, more overtly brutal superpowers, yes.