Elaborate pity party.

Welcome to the board Michael Bay.

For taking a shit over all of my childhood favorite and in general being the worst director ever. He would fuck up a porn.

Well, that is only 9 out of the 99 times he says that in the the movie.

I like Turtles…just not these turtles

Then he would walk off stage because he couldn't read the teleprompter.

Not a damn thing cool about it.

Michael Bay. I hope a Transformer blows your ass away.

Michael Bay needs to die a very slow and painful death.