Just don't go looking for his pot of gold, or any sort of pot for that matter.

Points deducted for not opening with:

And now you know… the rest of the story.

I don't know; I tried listening to their post-Parachutes output and it has left me cold. But that album is one of my favorites, probably my very favorite by a band that I don't have any of their other stuff.

Yellow is a good song, and Parachutes is a fantastic album.

♫ Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high… ♫

Ipoff-ray.

Ah-huhm…

Just checked out the guy's IMDb page…

I agree that it is outrageous to refer to opera as boring. It is too grating and grueling to sit through to qualify as boring. Unless you are saying listening to opera is like boring holes through your eardrums.

Stop, stop! He's already dead!

"Sax god"

You blew it.

But with cable you don't have all the fun of the random lulls in bandwidth capabilities! I know when I was paying for cable, I used to think, "If only my access to it was more unreliable!"

Okay, but only if Billy Eichner is involved.

Sure you say that, but what about the humble diner owner trying to contend with the post-church rush? How is he supposed to defend his business from insolvency with a measly four pieces of toast at time? You toast control types always think you know all the answers.

And 'vintage' was right there…

Phfft, idiot like a fox. Just ask Don Lapre about the boundless riches that come from shitty products.

I disagree. I think Trump does hold one thing in higher esteem than his money, and that's his brand. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he made his subordinates pledge allegiance to it.

It's almost as if they don't know what those words really mean.