You asked what need does it fill, and that is the question I answered. And beyond that, it's not necessarily about things you can't do in real life. Professional football players play Madden football. That's their job, and then they'll go home and play a video game of it. Paintball is a war simulation. You could…

Sisters made $100 million. If you don't think you'll see another film with her and Poehler, you're out of your mind.

You asked what need it fills, and it fills the same needs as most any other simulation. Is it creepy? Sure, but I find people walking around in Goofy costumes at Disneyland vaguely creepy too.

Video games, paintball, amusement parks, basically any interactive simulation.

If you have not seen every single M. Night Shyamalan movie ever made and do not want to be spoiled, back out now.

"Hey officer, I blew into my Doritoes bag and it said I wasn't drunk, so…"

Still better than Taupin.

But just consider throwing on some Phil Collins during the next thunder storm.

Oh sure, but when I bought a laptop for 5 bucks, all it did was try to convince my toaster to kill me.

So 15, then?

Richard Kelly wants to make a Donnie Darko sequel another movie; please please please let me make another movie

♫ Who could turn the world on with her tits… ♫

I've worked in media, so my gast remains flabber-free. The media is full of people with Mass Communications degrees.

This is pretty embarrassing for them. They should probably scrub all copies of the original and rewrite it in their archives and insist that's how the story always read. I think I saw that in a book once.

And this is precisely what makes this an interesting movie and PTA an interesting filmmaker. He's clearly all about questions rather than answers, and that sort of approach will always generate multiple readings. I base mine a lot on the fact that when he actually did end up with a woman who would hook up with him,…

What? You mean it's retrograde stereotype pandering and uncanny valleyness doesn't do it for you?

I think you just gave them their new ad campaign:

Mr. Clean doesn't wax; he shaves.

My read:

So moral vigilantism then. I guess I'm just not so quick to embrace lawlessness as you are.