I have a mental image of Troy Aikman in the booth with players' names and numbers scrawled all over his body.

Troy Aikman always sounds like he just got up from a nap.

I look forward to plenty of animated Adult Situations and Strong Sexual Content.

"This end up"?

He's actually referring to Sharkboy and Lavagirl, which has an official story credit from Rodriguez's son Racer, who would have been 6 or 7 at the time

I expect to see that pull-quote everywhere.

His motives are the farthest thing from inscrutable; he was motivated by revenge. To the extent that it utterly consumed his entire identity.

He's just so ridiculously charming and appealing. I love his episode of Community so much, and I wish other people would find a way to stick him into things like that.

There is nothing in my personal pop culture history that I have been more eagerly anticipating than this, the return of Gus. I have been squawking to my girlfriend about this since about episode 2 of BCS. I knew it was coming, and now it's almost here, and I'm practically vibrating with excitement.

And what MMO game was he into when he passed?

Remember when Taco Bell had french fries? You don't? They did; I promise.

Why would they need pockets when they've already got all those buckets?

Yes, Phat Albert. I phail to phollow what your phucking concern is.

So I'm confused. Who is it who wants to copyright their slit?

Trump is such a fargging izehole.

I think you might be confusing it with Snatch ED, educating men on effective pussy-grabbing technique, which was to be the flagship program of Trump TV had he lost.

More like Failbound, amirite?

I guess I should give him some credit for Regarding Henry, which had the legitimately original idea of how getting shot in the head and having brain damage can make you a better person.

"more excited about working on things that are original ideas…"

I don't think he understands how he works.