These are the secrets I was needing to finally embark on my journey of becoming the next B-list mom-ager, and it all begins with high fructose corn syrup.

According to Padma's instagram they filmed the Cheers segment at 6 am and she was drunk by 7 am. This also explains why George Wendt looked miserable the entire time. Eating ceviche, burgers and hanging out with drunk Padma at 6 am sounds miserable.