"Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat" is still one of my favorites.

From the limited collection I have on my phone:

So on Monday (my birthday no less) I learned that my father was diagnosed with lung cancer. It was detected early enough and it is apparently a highly treatable form, so he and his doctors are optimistic. So far the only health issues he has are the withdrawals from quitting smoking after 40+ years. So yeah, fuck this…

Yeah, after all, they've been hearing rumors that Netanyahu isn't a Christian.

I've been using it for a couple weeks and it just seems so pointless. The new pay version is a guarantee I'll be deleting my account.

If he loses reelection this month, I'm willing to bet he'll replace John Boehner as Speaker.

Being repetitive is their job?

Well, elected.

"Big Grey Yes" is what I call the cover of Relayer.

All they could do was watch them play.

Artpop was such a trainwreck, it can only go up from here.

Louisianans actually live in parishes. But that's not why they're bad at math, it's because they live in Louisiana.

The Velvet Underground, "I'm Waiting For The Man"
Earth, Wind & Fire- "Saturday Night"
Rush, "The Enemy Within"
Oasis, "Go Let It Out" (Live)
Jimmy Buffett- "Growing Older But Not Up"
Joe Walsh, "Mother Says"
Bob Dylan, "Tombstone Blues"
Nine Inch Nails, "March Of The Pigs"
Norah Jones, "Say Goodbye"
Franz Ferdinand, "Come On…

My dentist is actually Shane MacGowan from The Pogues. There's never anyone else in the waiting room.

BAD BABYSITTING!

You can get a waiver on the masturbation fee if you let Vice President Biden watch.

Do you realize how many people intergalactic anal probing employs?

So…Prince is gay?

Great winter, Jobnet!

RUSH 2112