Yeah, he really excels as a correspondent, but he would be a weak host. I feel the same way about Jessica Williams.

As a 31 year-old with a political science degree, if something happens politically that I don't agree with, I attempt to hypothesize a feasible solution and then give up and tweet dumb mocking jokes.

Maris?

He's being a real Machu Dikachu.

OK nobody else upvote this.

Woozle wuzzle?

The A.V. Club

I felt the same drop in my stomach that I did when my grandmother died. Then I felt guilty for feeling that.

Lusting after an 18 year-old is perhaps the most wholesome comment he's ever made.

Hey, I'll have you know my degree is in political science.

ZZZZZZZAP!

It doesn't rise to the level of plagiarism, but "Tongue Tied" by Grouplove, which was a hit a couple of years ago, always reminded me of "Too Many People" by Paul McCartney.

What a hot beat!

HOT MIDNA-ON-WOLF ACTION

Also, "The Hindu Times" and Stereophonics' "Same Size Feet." It's just shameless.

"GalacticNipple." Jack White has the name of his next band.

Also, why doesn't he just bring his own guac if he's that concerned?

This is the story headline writers dream of.

"My Iron Lung" and "Heart-Shaped Box"

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