I wrote and directed something called Ball Freaks. It's not about sports, though.

You're talking about Iggy Pop, right? Not me.

Too many sillibles.

Seriously! I love that stuff. Whoa… when did I puke on these jeans? I'm so gross!

I approach being a celebrity by sleeping in a pile of garbage with beautiful women.

Can I get a role in this? I can pussy. What were we talking about? I'm not high.

Mom?

You have me confused with Iggy Pop.

I want to make this place my home. Will they let me keep my weights in the closet next to the shitter?

I like toast.