Yeah, it's GRRM's fault the show makes no sense!

THEY HAVE THE TROUT AS THEIR SIGIL FOR A REASON! Good swimmers, all of them!

Didn't he axe like 3 or 4 guys in the face this episode?

What if Arya is the waif? The waif killed Arya, stole her face, and is now going back to Westeros as Arya in order to complete a mission.

I'd like to see Jon go pick up some of those mountain clans. They'd probably get on just fine with the Free folk, and Big Bucket Wull was one of my favorite minor characters in the books.

It was almost Disneyesque. It was pretty jarring.

I basically try to think of it as a really expensive fanfic at this point.

End every pitch with "And I got a hundred more of these fuckers back at Castle Black!"

Maybe he can get a pep talk from Greyworm. "See not having a dick isn't so bad! I run an army, I have a hot girlfriend…"

"My rowing is done. I'm finally safe. Oh hi Arya!"

The question is, who will bang her to get the ghost babies? I vote for Davos/Melisandre hate sex.

The same way they cut and ran from the Dorne arc, they seem to be putting Jaime back on track with the books. I'm willing to pretend the last season and a half of Jaime stuff never happened if they are.

At least there wasn't anything totally embarrassing like the end of the Dorne "arc," or whatever they did with the Kingsmoot. Plus no Ramsay.

The opening kind of reminded me of some peasant musical from the 30s. I've never seen a group of people so happy to be doing construction work. Given how grim the show has gotten it was pretty jarring to see this septon's random hippie commune, Of course they all had to be slaughtered so Clegane could go all John…

You think she could have just told Littlefinger she wanted those Vale swords when they gave him back his teleporter after making the rounds.

He also told everyone that Cersei's kids are all bastards and no one listened to him then either.

So is he not going to be a maester now? Did he literally just travel down a continent to steal a sword and then go back to a now maesterless castle black? What's his play here?

Yeah the Iron Islands are the only one where I kind of bought it. Ramsay getting away with it in Winterfell and whatever the fuck happened in Dorne were just ridiculous.

Losing his sword hand was once kind of a big deal for him. Now the dude is so trigger happy (sword happy?) it's like he's forgotten he can't actually fight anymore.

We've already seen Dany on a dragon before. I want a moose rider.