Important detail that messes with me: They said they hadn't finished uploading the program. He wasn't in it yet if it wasn't uploaded. That would make the 0.4 seconds or whatever take place in his mind. Maybe the gopher part didn't happen either.

Ooo Pod Eee Yai.

How does a monster physically make you pee yourself or fly or turn on a radio which reveals you to be… running from said monster?

Like crediting Rhoda for the stuff Mary Tyler Moore did. Cool. You've proven your knowledge to a fake named guy with a false photo on the internet. Collect your reward at http://www.sr388.horse

People who haven't heard of The State but want to talk about the cast of The State in a future incarnation.