Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!

Let it be a spin-off!

Or that he's finally won the Logro Sobresaliente en el campo de la Excelencia.

You know, Alex McCown turned into David Manning so gradually, I hardly even noticed.

I hope this doesn't give Joe Arpaio any ideas.

Yeah….well, I'm going to make my own post credits scene, with schawarma and hookers. In fact, forget the post credits scene!

The cows change the channel.

I'm going to try it out tomorrow!

I'd see this movie if it was retitled American Bee Shit.

Frank Stallone?

I'm seeing Travolta circa Saturday Night Fever.

Holy fuck.

EDIT: If I hadn't neglected to scroll down I would have seen that D.D. Driver took my comment. Just imagine some sort of Simpsons quote instead.

Why doesn't Bond dance anymore?

The mere fact that you call it a coot tells me you're not ready.

But is it okay for us to like Jérémie Renier?

Until mere moments ago, I thought it was Scott Speedman who was on Alias.

Cooler job? I'm a spy/ad man!

Some of us have disliked Bradley Cooper since his days on Globe Trekker. He was a poor substitute for Ian Wright/Megan McCormick.

Or Dick Bush. He was a hell of a cinematographer…I assume.