I bet your name isn't even Cappadocius, is it Herb?

Maybe they'll start their own country club, with blackjack and hookers!

"Play it again, Saaim"

The real story being missed here is, their original name was Viet NAMBLA.

Barbara, the boys are here, maybe they can help us take care of Miller.

Leave it to The A.V. Club to manage to be simultaneously inept and self-involved enough to get confused about the process of jerking off.

People hate that episode? I'll ruin them like a Japanese banquet!

Those are some good memoirs. Good, not great.

Hey! How did he get ahold of my cover letter?

It can be…y'know…

It's The Matrix/eXistenZ/The Thirteenth Floor all over again!

Ah, I see you're a fellow Mets fan!

It's too early for the blurst yet, it usually comes rolling in around Smarch.

I'm seein' double here! Four mommies!

It's easy to be mistaken, they're both great actresses.

I wish the Founding Fathers had thrown pants into Boston Harbor. Those things drive me nuts.

*Runs away crying*

My son is also named Suxxy Jazzhands Speakeasy Rebar Cidermouth Jones.

I'm a bipolar genius, so pass me some Pym particles. If you're worried about them driving me even madder; with me slapping around my loved ones, don't worry - I don't have any!

Shut up and take my money!