"You ate my last piece of food. Now I'm gonna starve"

"Ok Patrick, this is where we go in the for the kill"

If anyone can recall the "Lost Episode" special where Patchy the Pirate finds the lost episode and then plays it for the audience, it's just Spongebob doing a weird walk cycle, that always kind of freaked me out. Some of the extreme animation on the show like when Krabs has his breakdown about the squeaky boots, is…

"Holy halibut! It's the Chief!"
"Thank you for the introduction Quickster but I think we all know who I am."

"The maniac's IN the mailbox!!!"

I've always loved the episode where Spongebob and Patrick parent the baby scallop because at the time it was just a tad on the creepy side especially with the last line, "Let's have another". But now that I think about it I'm kind of hoping it was written as a fuck you to all the conservatives who were making a big…

This is very much true. My friends and I have had entire texting conversations that consisted solely of Spongebob quotes, a notion that started in middle school and has continued into our college years.

Nobody wants to be a Squidward.

I never saw that show but I LOVE that book so much. If you haven't read it do so.

That's how I felt about The Oblongs animation, which was much more bizarre.

I loved Mission Hill when it would play on TBS/Adult Swim at like 2 am. It really was a great show with unusual animation. I wish that had caught on too.

I figure there's some kind of rule that's gonna render McHale to keep his shirt on the whole time. I guess it'll still be good.

I'm gonna be 100% honest, the bit he did at the Emmys last year is the reason I started watching House of Cards.

Classic Alison Brie.

I would actually watch another season of How I Met Your Mother just to see more of them instead of the brief glimpses of their future together.

How inconsiderate of Philip Seymour Hoffman, he should have been thinking about how the consequences of his actions were gonna effect Drake. What an asshat.

"I'm getting nervous. My stomach is…
…influx."

You're thinking of X-Men Origins.

I approve of your child.

Phew, I didn't want to be the one who made that joke but it really needed to be said.