Eric Stoltz for Ant-Man (I'm sure he's not doing anything other than growing a sick beard).

Well shit. That sounds awesome.

Oh thank god another Millenial, will you stamp my card? If I get six stamps I get a free ride at Six Flags.

But see Diesel is in my opinion built like a superhero, and I would kind of hate to see his talents go only to voice work because he could be an on-screen badass.

I was born in 1992. And I actually really liked Murphy Brown when I was younger.

I think that's a good point and a major reason why these other YA movies this year have failed. I know The Host was Stephanie Meyer's attempt at adult fiction but Beautiful Creatures and The Mortal Instruments surely weren't popular among any other demographic than the one they were created for. Harry Potter has a…

I know you were joking, but that was actually a very helpful analogy to explain this book/movie's plot because I don't know what this story is about and that trailer was none too helpful. So it's like Avatar but less fun.

These kind of people make the word "petition" icky.

Michael Keaton probably doesn't really give a shit. Although I'd bet dollars to donuts that there will be an article at some point in the near future where someone asked him what he thinks.

Because kids today can't get enough of John Belushi and his super not-being-alive-ness wacky antics.

My friend turned to me part way through the movie and said, "This is like if The Big Wedding went horribly horribly wrong." I started laughing really hard because that's exactly what I was thinking. (Because let's face it, The Big Wedding would have been so much better if at some point Diane Keaton just snapped and…

I believe it's just as you said, they realized that Sharni Vinson was too much of a liability especially after she viciously dispatched one of the killers.

And here I always assumed I Swear was a Boys II Men song. I learned something today! 

I was gonna post this is no one else did. I sing that to myself whenever someone asks what "irony" is. Thanks Futurama!

He is like the perfect combination of both his parents.

Absolutely. I don't have a problem with Affleck, and I respect that O'Neal points out that it's important to give him a chance despite the obvious nerd raging. 

I can't handle how much I love this article. It's as perfectly snark and hilarious as I thought it would be.

Ow. That hurt my brain just reading the dialogue. So this is a "reality" show that's heavily scripted? 

"You mean to say this dude gets off on little girls in pigtails?"

So it bothered me to a degree throughout the entire season (until the last two or three episodes) that the Daya/Bennet storyline was basically it's own thing that rarely intertwined with Piper/everyone else's story. I can understand that they are trying to show different kinds of people and their relationships in…