My roommate wouldn't stop talking during the episode, so I kind of hated it.

A Shot in the Dark by Ozzy Osbourne.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME!

What is going on here and why is Alfredo crying in the elevator?

Maybe someone should kill Wayans with a wooden horse head.

I'm looking forward to this. Cargo pants are super exciting.

I'm gonna say this here even though this probably won't get recognized considering this review has been out for a few days.

Thank you. If my memory serves correct it takes a minimum of 3 times for Ash to get it through his fucking head that he NEEDS to kill his girlfriend. And I'm saying this as someone who thoroughly likes the original Evil Dead, but Ash is really freaking stupid in it. And yes it is funny to watch, I will admit I kind of…

Gah! I started watching season 2 and I think at the time there were only 5 episodes so I forgot to keep up with it. I remember back when I was a kid in the 90s and early 2000s being addicted to the original series and the first few movies that came out (like Zombie Island which is great), but I never really enjoyed…

I'll admit it: I'm a Nick/Tran shipper.

So I'm getting a little bored of the same two pairs each week with the stories never really crossing. It starts out with all of them, like this week's flashback and the welcome return of Fat Schmidt, but then they go separate ways and it's like I'm watching two completely different shows.

Watching NBC implode on itself is more interesting than anything it has on the air right now (except Community, but let's face it, season 4 is only so-so).

Never! *Throws red paint and burns bra*

Dear Will Arnett,

April Fools! The real Conan was taken out to pasture after the Tonight Show fiasco. This is his robot clone Jethro. 

This year has been disappointing with movies, so far they've been just barely ok (Gangster Squad) to absolute shit (Identity Thief). So I've taken solace in Netflix. This weekend I watched:

As a huge Futurama fan I can safely say that I love this man and I always enjoy hearing him pop up in anything. And as cool as it is for him, nothing would ever make me go back and watch Meet the Fockers just to see him in it. Bender doesn't bend that way.

Seeing Margo Martindale threw me off because I've been watching The Americans non stop. I was kind of expecting Jess to beat her stupid or vice versa.

[MichaelScott]Nooooooooooo! Please god no![/Michael Scott]

Exactly what I was thinking. I've seen the original designs and they were actually very pretty. But Sanders' art does not translate well to 3D animation (at least not the people).