Should have just asked the propmaster.

can't argue with that, but as an artist, he does have a pretty sweet setup

When was the last time you saw Celebrity? If you look at it as a satire of celebrity culture, it actually holds up a little better today than it did when first released. And aside from encouraging Ken Branagh that his accent sounded good (again, general lack of direction from the woodman) I take no credit for the…

I was the a PA on Woody Allen's Celebrity (or WAFP '97 as it was called during production) and this is not how things went down at all. After shooting more takes for his one scene than on any of the several Woody films I worked on, M. Lerner came back to the campers, clearly agitated, saying he had no idea why he did…