I so wanted this to be a Diamond Joe story.

but she "planned" it, if a turkey baster, used condom, and microwave counts as a "plan" . . .

He's trying to reconnect with his *daughter*

Asian Pete Rose stole all his angel bucks

is it weird that I'm a little turned on by that?

But Allison had to show up to drop the biggest bomb on Eddie . . . the fact that it was over.

a well known Charlotte Rae fan . . .

Czonka's Storage . . . wish I'd noticed it sooner

Rich Fulcher! "Ape arms. Ape Arms! APE ARMS!!"

Hell, if Diamond Joe was in the race, I wouldn't feel bad about voting for someone this year.

Inhuman-law?

suspend your disbelief for just a moment . . . we are, after all, talking about a 250 year old man who is married to a witch, has been to purgatory and is doing battle with the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Perhaps the whole "show your ID" plot hole is a minor point.