I'm sure they have a million uses. Now they have a million and one.

I know right? Every character on every TV show should wear something timeless, such as a solid black t-shirt, jeans, and Converse All-Star sneakers.

Green Guy's on-again off-again girlfriend?

Part of it was the Superman problem, how to create challenges for a nigh indestructible protagonist.

Excuse me while I nerd up here for a minute.

Sure, take that tone.

Well, they do have a tendency to talk, so maybe it's best to take them off.

Steven's been grappling with "b" for a while now. He's starting to accept that one cannot hug one's way out of every problem, but he's always going to go with the hug approach first.

Steven actually articulated two of my personal theories, the first that Rose "created" him because she was just…tired with the burdens of leadership but couldn't just abandon the earth and needed someone to protect it in her absence (the other gems not being cut out for the job) and the second that all the stories…

Which the studios would see as evidence that movies starring black super heroes can't make money.

They got the jack.

Shit, I still might have my copy somewhere. Now are people actually buying it for $100 or is it one of those things where a seller posts something at a ridiculous price hoping a nerd with more disposable income that sense would pay far more than it's worth?

Ultimate Alliance was a great game all around, but the best part may have been the so-called gag reel the played over the credits, where the characters voiced themselves for the game. Jean Grey particularly stood out.

Technically, the martial art form mastered by Danny Rand is from outer space. Or an alternate dimesnion, something comic-booky like that.

I would love for Batroc the Leaper to find his was to Netflix. Yeah, he was introduced in Winter Soldier and movies and TV don't really cross over, like not at all, but the dude who played him was hardly an A-lister (apologies to the mma fighter whose name I can't recall) so I hold on to a slim chance of Batroc…

Maybe they're setting up Mariah as the "bad guy who actually has a three-digit IQ and thinks more than one step ahead" for season 2, but she didn't strike me as the sharpest tool in the shed either.

My impression of Iron Fist was that he was one of the more angst-free super-heroes. Not a jabbering smart-ass like Spidey or Deadpool, but someone who was nonetheless chill with the whole super-hero lifestyle.

Luke and Misty were pretty awesome, but the bad guys were complete
idiots. I don't know, maybe that was the point, that Cottonmouth and
Diamondback were written as examples of Elmore Leonard's theory that
"criminals are people who are either too stupid or too lazy to hold down
real jobs".

"The Bowling Green Massacre" happens whenever the BGSU football team plays Ohio State.

Did you bullshit last week? Did you try to bullshit last week?