Or a church!

Do yourself a favor and stay away from the comments over at The Guardian.

Does "truck stop whore" require a two- or a four year degree?

Nice job, Chachi. You made Bob Loblaw retroactively uncool.

So if Obama weighs the same as a duck…

Did anyone really like Happy Days?

A therapy doll might be more appropriate.

Over on youtube someone took all the cut scenes from the first game and more or less edited them into a movie. It's actually pretty cool.

Does the slow eradication of the Aral Sea count as an engineering project?

Always kind of bothered me when people call nuclear power "clean". Yeah, there might be less day-to-day pollution than a coal-fired plant, but those spent fuel rods have to go somewhere.

Would have made it easier for the Youngstown mob to get rid of corpses.

I'm thinking Tony Hale, but anyone from the cast of Arrested Development, could work.

I had forgotten about the magic bullet-proof cape, until you reminded me just now.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

That douche has been ripped up so many times now.

If it's on Showtime you could always make it more interesting by adding boobs.

If Sessions flames out as Attorney General, I think we may have found his replacement.

Honestly, I think it was just a question of timing. Starship Troopers was about a government fighting a stupid pointless war for no other reason than because it hadn't been at war for a while, and then the realization that their little recreational war wasn't going to go down as easy as planned.

Remember when Sterling got shot at the end of the last season? Getting shot left him in a coma and this season is one long coma-dream.

If only Thor was allowed to be funny in the actual movies.