Someone was going to, but is now wondering if they should feel ashamed of that

Kon-El

As long as delightful procedurals like Life and Due South exist, you shut your mouth! Granted, I can't think of any more that aren't objectively terrible, but still!

I remember it extremely fondly, but it's been so long who even knows. If you enjoy the idea teens living off-grid and destroying robots sent by evil Dystopian Overlord Mark Hamill through the power of street racing, you should check it out.
I… am aware it sounds like a fever dream when I describe it.

Disney's Motorcity was the real tragedy

He tried once, but the critical reaction to Jersey Girl pushed him right back into his comfort zone.

I kinda hope not. Worried that as narrowed into that 19th century English pulp fiction aesthetic as PD is, an expansion into Native American mythology might come off about as well as what JK Rowling was doing last month.

Preferably all three!

Clearly it was a Bones shout-out

I was waiting for it to become a solid mass of indistinguishable colored lines as the cast got more and more incesuous

*pours one out for Genevieve Valentine's character interaction chart, which will probably never be updated again*

Also, Dr. Sweet: secretly evil or will be graphically killed in the next three episodes to make a point?

You mean you don't cradle the faces of all your platonic school friends while metaphorically seducing back to the dark side?

So this episode of Penny Dreadful introduced us to Dracula, Dr. Seward, and Renfield while Timothy Dalton and Wes Studi are heading to the American Midwest… Is it safe to assume at some point in the next few episodes we're going to run into Quincey Morris?

I'll rate this response a 7/14

Maybe I'm delusional but I feel like we're going to have another reveal of some gay shit going down in their past. I have best friends from school and I've never cradled their jaw and made intense eye contact 3 inches away from their face.

I saw the first episode last night. There's at least some strong overtones still kicking around.

You think so? My reaction to that ends up being kind of neutral

That seems more a nickname for the girls who play with Bruce Banner…

Really? You'd think I'd know that. *changes avatar name in shame*