"Done Up the Butt by My Own Presidential Nominee," by Chuck Tingle

Nope, Kehaar exists… And is delightfully gross and fantastic as a semi-realistic talking seagull.

Didn't real life Watership Down get razed to put up a housing development a few years ago?

Wouldn't that just be Kehaar?

The only thing wrong with Dog Soldiers was that it's a competent Aliens rip-off. But if you're going to steal, might as well steal from the classics

I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

Look up predator in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?

Well, the original Nottingham script by Ethan Reiss and Cyrus Voris was supposed to have been amazing, and Ridley Scott's edits were what turned it into the Gladiator remake we all know and… know.

For obvious reasons I'm pretty uncomfortable with the idea that in the year 2015 an interracial sex scene could be considered racy. I mean, I'm not going to say there's no way that could have been a factor, as that's depressingly probably not true. Especially considering that the cast is reasonably diverse? I mean, a…

Technically the character on the show has been called Ade Nygaard. I still haven't figured why they went ahead and changed the race on what was essentially a redshirt role though…

In the name of pedantry, if there's a dick, it's a masseur

Next year actually! Park Chan Wook is directing an adaptation of Fingersmith, titled The Handmaid.