He should have been fired for drawing average joes with massive, ripped superhero arms. Please refer to average joes in background of the image above the headline.

And who said traditional family values are dead? Way to step up for your sister.

If it has something to do with asking if you need to see the other 7 F&F movies to know what's going on in F&F 8, then yes.

His Amazon trip is what pretty much brought about his demise. Yeah, screw the jungle.

Oh yeah. That. (Updates list)

Just a long weekend. We rescued a second dog last fall, so this is our modest "shakedown cruise" to see how he fares. He's a 15 month old, 75 lb. malamute "puppy" so we want to make sure he's good with the tent and the whole experience before we do more ambitious trips… like the Adirondacks in June. Hee!

Perfectly phrased. Well done.

I consider myself a pretty rugged outdoorsy guy. Spent time in deep woods, mountain tops and deserts. I draw the line at the jungle. I find zero appeal in heat, humidity, thick poisonous vegetation and a myriad of nasty creepy crawly critters. No thank you.

We may be lost relatives. Same interest in doomed explorers and same obsession with backcountry camping. We're off on our first trip of the season out to Shawnee National Forest in two weeks.

Don't forget lots of gratuitous slow motion.

The same could be said for music production as well. Thanks to digital there's TOO MANY choices and options.

Yeah, it's got a certain snuff film aesthetic I can really relate to.

Beasts of the Southern Wild had bigger problems than just film stock choices.

Oh Alec Baldwin, how can you be such an asshat yet also be so appealing? His appearance in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee was one of the most enjoyable, fun conversations I've seen in a looooong time. If you haven't watched it, please do. But then he has so many incidents of assholery that make him repugnant.

Or an airplane.

In other words, more power to him.

Well let me tell you about my Sam Neill strangling puppies story… Kidding aside, yes it's crazy he's been in several big-ass blockbusters but seems to always fly under the radar. Kudos to him.

Yeah…well… that's just like… your opinion, maaaan.

That's something I'm square in Gervais' corner over. Fuck the matadors and fuck their families. Not literally of course.

I got to see Bozo's Circus when I was in the 3rd grade, smack-dab in the middle of the 70's. Two things happened while we were standing in line to get into the studio. 1: Ray Rayner walked past us with some WGN executive types. I excitedly said, "Hi Ray!" and he stopped and shook my hand. So cool! 2: I was heartbroken…