After last week's high water mark to…this. I wanted there to be SOMETHING to indicate this was a season finale, but it was just another episode.

(Genuflects at mention of Bill Sienkiewicz.) I was in art school at the peak of the Electra/Daredevil Sienkiewicz/Miller collaborations. His work was such a source of inspiration to me. Truly groundbreaking artist in the comic book realm.

Oh come ON! Benny Hill was all about romance.

Let's find out. A-one, a-two, a-three…

Into particle physics and samurai swords, who knew?

:: starts working on new fanfic ::

I don't think he misinterpreted it as much as took it, twisted it, and made up his own take on it.

B-but what about the slow-mo?!?

"For white rich people."

Break dance fighting.

Can't wait to see the Doritos tie-in with this one.

I'm definitely in Jay's corner when it comes to communal seating in restaurants.

"I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool."

Oh man, why didn't I think of that? Brilliant!

I loved my Spider Man doll and wound up getting in trouble with my mom when I used up an entire spool of butcher's twine for web-making.

I never knew I had a chicks with crossbows fetish until now.

Allison drinking her own tears sent them away in droves!

Oh hell yeah. I remember a few storming out of the screening I was at…right when things get all gay of course. Wow. Haven't seen that movie in years.

One detail that this write-up doesn't really go into is how Depp was at the peak of his teeny-bopper appeal and this movie confused the hell out of them. I got to see this in the theater back in the day and my girlfriend and I were howling with laughter as all the teenage girls sat in stunned silence.

Ricky Bobby: Wow. I feel like I'm Highlander!
Jean Girard: [Jean chuckles, confused] What is the Highlander?
Ricky Bobby: It's a movie. It won the Academy Award.
Jean Girard: Oh for what?
Ricky Bobby: Best movie ever made.