I'm still waiting for the gritty, dark reboot.

It's a well-kept secret that Kanye is incapable of sex because he's all smooth down there like a doughy, black Ken doll.

I bet Beck can pop-lock better than Kanye.

You leave Speed Racer alone!

Do we get to see Ewan McGregor ride around the UK on a BMW 1200GS? If so, I'm on board.

Sam friggin' Elliott. That is all.

"There's a giant talking head that's burning down the house." Goddam I fucking love this show. Now another long wait until season 6, but if that means they continue at this super high level, so be it.

Back in the good ol' days when SNL would balance acts like Bowie, Talking Heads, B-52s, Elvis Costello and DEVO with more conventional, established types.

Oh Danger 5, where have you been all my life? How did this fly under my radar until now?

Glad to see Black Mirror get a nod. Just saw the first 2 episodes last night. Dark, funny, compelling stuff.

Bowie's farewell to Ziggy Stardust concert. CBGB's in 1978 (not 1977 'cause most of the bands didn't have their shit together). The Beatles on Ed Sullivan. Damn…so many choices!

I've been working with a personal trainer for a few months now and have dropped 10 lbs., lost inches everywhere that matters, muscle mass up and fat percentile down and most importantly, my blood pressure has gone from 140/90 to 120/80. Hooray exercise!

That is LITERALLY the funniest question here.

Man, who knew the mayor of Portland would have such a temper?

It's "they're" and the AV Club did an overview review of the show the week it premiered.

Chips? Technology? Electronics? What kind of futuristic wonderland do you hail from? We have chains! CHAINS!!! Kidding aside, your idea is a sound one and would certainly keep things way more accurate. Of course then the NFL would have to lay off those dorks on the sidelines wearing blaze-orange safety vests.

Regardless of the film itself, that is one killer still. Terrific composition.

Oh AV Club, why do you hate Jeebus?

I was just going to post the same thing. Crazy! "10 coconut cream pies…woah!" As he plummets down the stairs.

I only wish that old novelty AV Club poster Black Bolt were here to give his two cents. It would probably read something like this: …