NBC - Nothing But Commercials.

She may attack at any time and we must deal with it.

So Catherine gets to fingerbang her way down Pennsylvania Ave. now?

The Clintons disagree.

Why hasn't there been a "Tunt c***" joke yet?

Now read them Grindr messages. Let's see how many of these women want to be "bred".

I'm sure Parker and Stone are pissed Viacom makes them run ads on The South Park website. They know they receive virtually no money from the ads which just pisses them off more.

I'll just wait until Butters starts shooting people in the dick again.

I like to think the viewers passed out watching them.

All Girl Scout cookies are laced with crack in the States. That's why they're so addictive. They just have young girls selling them as a front for their crack business.

Pft. Back in the 90s, Furbies would possess your children. This is nothing.

Random political fact: the only difference between a town and a city is having a mayor. You could have a town of 70-thousand if you wanted to. It's not an ideal thing but it still wouldn't officially be a city. Only reason I know that is because the largest "town" in America is Framingham, MA with about 70k persons.

Yeah, there's a rough balance there. There are a lot of scenes I would have liked to have seen from the books in the TV show [cue social outrage of Peter Dinklage jousting on a pig] on the same side, there are A LOT of scenes I am glad were cut; like the Iron Isles and Bran; for now.

You mean just like the two more recent books? Let's have 50 pages of Tyrion and then not see him again for another ~300 pages.

If only Amy had a pearl necklace on and Jonah made a snide comment about it.

Just wait till they have hate sex.

Which threesome was better?

Like most actual bills, they start with a good idea, get loaded with so much shit; related and unrelated, that nobody, not even bipartisan originators of the bill, want to vote for it.

Who wouldn't see "Taken on Ice!"?

My mild dyslexia read it as "too many cocks". Surely not in Game of Thrones.