Jeep SUVs had a short run of greatness before Chrysler came along and started using their horrendous transmissions. For cheap reliability, the Ford Crown Vic/Mercury Grand Marquee is still king. Treat it like shit and it'll still give you 150k+. With regular maintenance it's not uncommon to reach 300k and beyond.

It was then that Arrested Development realized the country that had once loved it now wanted it to go fuck itself in a fire.

I've long felt that Archer, as a show, could stand to acknowledge the existence and proper utilization of buttplugs.

So glad this show is back. I recently noticed all the programs I watch on a regular basis only do 10-13 episodes a season. The reason is obvious, of course - shitting out 24+ episodes in a season is a drain on the actors and creative staff and quickly burns through story ideas that could be expanded and improved with…

I just remembered a month during which I watched nothing but Law & Order. I don't know why I did that.

Even the most respectable and mature subreddit receives meme seepage from the festering swamp that is the other 99.9% of Reddit.

Story problems aside, it was the complete lack of enthusiasm and energy in Harry Shearer's voice work that ruined the episode for me. I know he's in his 70s, but even just last season he delivered his usual solid performances despite his feelings about the show. In this episode, his characters sound fatigued and…

When did cameos become precious secrets that can be spoiled?

So another companion avoids a proper death as the insipid Clara partners with the uninspired Ashildr (Oh no I've become immortal and lost my morality. Amoral immortal GET IT? DO YOU GET IT HUH?)

Beautiful episode. Was anyone else reminded of the Demons/Dark Souls series of games? The atmosphere, layout, mechanics, and a single creature undefeatable by conventional means. I could easily see this as an area in Dark Souls 3.

Don't aggregate the trolls.

Dafoe's actual sex face can't be far off from that picture.

I wish it was the future so I could know what season this show started going downhill.

I fell asleep trying to watch Insidious earlier today, so I accept I am too old for new horror movies. Maximum Overdrive and Demon Knight for me, because sentient lawnmowers and Billy Zane should be in every movie.

If all Gene does for the rest of the series is reference old TV shows he couldn't possibly know anything about, I'd be fine with that.

Tina looks more like a muppet with every season.