Good god, this almost makes Glee look like HBO prestige programming…

That's *GLORIOUS* 70MM Ultra Panovision you uncultured swine.

a psychic witch with a magical bird that helped save a 15 year old girl who learned to hold her breath for 20 minutes when she got accidentally buried alive after flying a plane from out of state.

I think the producers reasoning was that what we remember being quintessentially "70s" didn't really start until midway through the decade.
Oil crisis/Recession: '73
Nixon resigns: '74
Disco goes mainstream: '73/'74
Jaws, Rocky Horror: '75
Star Wars: '77
Atari: started in '72, the Atari 2600 was released in '77.

I'm not even sure if I finished Season 2. Now there's gonna be seven? Ho boy.

What? That seventeen-year-old, four-eyed, pock-marked, Dungeons and Dragons-obsessed Jesus freak with a fish on his truck?

So what did you do with the body?

Best Buy certainly has shrunk their media floorspace. In fact, all of those stores have. Walmart, Target, Barnes & Noble, etc. When was the last time you were in a Movie Stop? I went to my local one this year, first time since maybe 2011, and it's offensive really. Half the store is just a Spencers Gifts now. Walls…

I would always run the edge along a hard surface like the corner of a table, or, if I was too antsy to get inside the damn thing before getting home, the car window

The ghost's laugh is downright upsetting. Just thinking about it is giving me problems. The Criterion version has been on my wish list for ages. I may just have to get the blu-ray based on your recommendation.

Yes, Isuzu Yamada's Lady Macbeth (Asaji) is almost equally terrifying as the Forest Spirit, maybe even more terrifying seeing as she's on screen longer. That stillness, those eyes, that hushed voice, the sound of her dress as it glides over the floorboards. It's all pretty unsettling. Her madness scene is understated…

Glad things are safer in these post-Midnight-Rider days.

Yes! This is my favorite Kurosawa film! This article does a good job of explaining why the final scene is so fascinating, I just love the little moments where he tries to swat the arrows off the wall. Anyone else a big fan of this film? Can we talk about how friggin creepy the forest crone is?

Well, at least now I finally have an entity to blame for the Black Kids disappearing. I really liked the Partie Traumatic album. That "One List Wonders" article is some grade A deflection BS too. The way it's worded makes it out like it got mixed-to-negative reviews across the board when most sites had a positive…

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"I once sat on a bus and tried to will myself a menstrual cycle. All I ended up with was a sense of failure and a mild neuralgia. Perhaps a grudging respect for the weaker sex."
That would have been the most hilarious line in the sequel. How the hell could they have cut that? Of all the rehashes that series drove into…

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Some real Comment-Username synergy here.

Well, there is a musical called Zanna Don't! that starred Jai Rodriguez from Queer Eye. But a Live! version of the dripping-in-self-aware-irony stage show version of Xanadu would be better.

So what is the worst? Langoliers? Thinner? I was going to say Sleepwalkers, but it turns out that's an original screenplay.
Do TV shows count? Cuz in that case it's definitely Under The Dome.