The spoof of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" is a masterpiece.

Congrats, Macklemore, you tricked me into listening to a song. Happy now?

Penelope is a troll, don't worry about it.

"I love all the Avengers the same."

her?

Also, Lifelight is by far the best SD festival.

Again - CA lost everyone, not just his parents, so I'm not sure if that's a very good counterpoint. Batman doesn't sacrifice anything, really. He's a playboy and a vigilante. He is a symbol of fear, correct. I'm not sure if his motivations have ever been anything beyond "Bad guys killed my parents! I'm upset about…

I understand the comparison between Captain America and Superman, but that wasn't your original question (which you never answered). Personally, I find Captain America to be a "good hearted character that has depth." You apparently don't, and that's fine.

Uhhh…have you even seen the Captain America movies? Your description is wholly inaccurate, and is contrary to many of the main plot points of the trilogy. Also, who was talking about Reeve's Superman?

Bruce Wayne/Batman's character in Nolan's trilogy was brilliantly summarized by Lego Batman; "Darkness, no parents, super rich…kinda makes it better." He's defined by his grief of losing his parents, and he uses his billions of dollars (that he mostly inherited) to dress up like a spooky bat and fight bad guys.…

Probably my choice, with Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! soon after.

Besides pretty much everything?

Also, Bojack Horseman Season 2 had a whole bit about it.

Also, Tony explicitly mentions that he is mainly interested in Spidey's webbing. Spiderman's role was to take away Cap's shield and restrain whoever he could. He wasn't really supposed to be in the thick of things.

Bucky was in The Force awakens? Man, this Disney Cinematic Universe is getting out of hand.

I wouldn't deny that Drake has left his mark on the industry, but has it been for the better? I would argue that it hasn't. His "flow" is simply stitching tweets together without any care for structure or rhyme, but he gets away with it because he uses a sing-song delivery that plays well with the general public. The…

"How could drake even become the rap/hiphop ambassador in the first place? It's becomes everyone else is so one dimensional, so monotonous and so gangsta." There is just so much wrong in those two sentences.

No rapper is "afraid of the singing boy from Canada." He's a pop star who can barely string together two bars, so he leans on creating hooks that are memorable due to sheer repetition. The average Grindtime Now rapper has better and more complex verses coming off the dome than Drake does on his albums. He's straight…

Dee-1 was just trending on Facebook…not sure how much of an arbiter of success that is.

I thought I might have come off a bit like a jerk in my comment, so I'm glad that you replied in a polite manner.