Wait a sec. Russian? Aren't Nazi's and Russians like mortal enemies? What about the Ostfront? They clearly didn't think this through.

Hudson, sir. She's Hicks.

Thank you for giving the world the phrase "Positive Poochie".

How much more interesting would this be if it featured a cover of Ice-T's title song from that movie?

But, the episodes from this most recent season weren't that bad. Come on everyone, give The Simpsons another chance.

Sure, which is why I'm way more interested in Franco's movie than trying to make it through the second half of The Room.

Compare the amateurism of The Room to, say, Birdemic. Sure, there are chuckles to be had with the awkward dialog, stilted delivery and especially the gratuitous shots of Wiseau's thrusting buttocks, but mostly its just a tough sit and a dull premise. If it didn't have bad acting and dialog it would have nothing going…

Speaking of Classic Skinemax, I would recommend Young Lady Chatterley starring Harlee McBride. She eventually married Munch from Homicide.

I couldn't make it through it. I don't like 'so bad its good' movies. I prefer 'so overextended it's awesome'. It's the difference between something that's cringe worthy but ultimately a drag like the Room and incredible experiences like Deadbeat by Dawn or Miami Connection.

Great. Now you tell me. Where were you when I was wringing duck water out of my socks.

I imagine that being said in a Donald Duck voice.

One of them tried to bite me once. And then I fell into the pond. I'm still resentful about that.

Ducks suck. Chickens are way better and taste better, too.

"Magical cocaine" apparently. They had that back in the 80s, ya know.

No one has ever delivered the line "Dookie!??" with such panache.

Sounds like a Yiddish curse. "May you grow old like Lemmy, you bastard!"

Hawkwind > Motorhead.

There is NOTHING annoying about a middle aged white man with frosted tips and Hot Topic shirts.

But I mean to you personally. I assume none of us know the guy personally But you do have thoughts about it. Assuming he did say that and later did officiate a wedding does that even it out in your opinion ?

If true that he officiated a gay wedding, doesn't that make up for a stupid joke?