I thought Will Forte said that before the show aired, not wanting to give Carol's presence away, by saying "he's the last MAN on Earth, wink wink."

I thought WHAS was the first thing I saw him in, but I guess it was Dinosaurs! I wish that clip worked.

Meloni's bologna!

Chris Keller was SO manipulative, you could never believe anything he said. Poor Beecher, it was hard to watch…

"Hey Dwight."
"None of your business!"

The tall guy, 3rd from the left in the picture.

Sammy Salzman sounds so silly!

Yeah it would have!! Too bad!

Hank from Sirens

The climate between sisters CAN shift that rapidly. If Haley was bored, she would let Alex play along.

Isn't it just a guy thing, not a gay thing?

I first saw her on Always Sunny, one of the strippers in the episode "Charlie Gets Crippled." I think she was also in Let's Be Cops.

Longinus is my favorite secondary character. And no, he didn't! I love his devastating delivery of every line…remember when he met Jay?

Wow…I didn't even miss her.

I don't either! Why would you want someone to have an unwanted child? That would be a miserable existence for all involved.

I hate people who try to make you feel bad for no reason. It will happen when it happens, they just can't come up with anything productive to talk about. They're also jealous of your free time. Married people with kids don't get that.

Hoping to be immortalized as an episode of Law & Order: SVU?

Jay said something at the beginning about showing off the cards a little, maybe that was to cover this angle?

I loved the opening with Phyllis' cliches.

Also, is it Zoo-ey or Zoe-y?