"Sweeps Week Attention Grab"

Or as the French call it "A Royale with Speed."

I have a 1/42 chance of being sawed in half. Lower than I'd expected.

I think Angela Chase wore that last outfit in an episode of My So-Called Life.

"Vote Bieber/Manson! Make This Country Bigger Than Satan Again!"

We've all been there. I knew I'd hit rock bottom when I woke up face down in the gutter, my bruised body shrouded in mismatched plaids.

The same scenario (person writes sexually explicit note, not intending for it to be seen by love interest) is in Atonement which takes place in the 1930's, but that note was typed on a typewriter. Kids have it so easy these days!

I was the target audience back when Rachael Leigh Cook was terrifying audiences with her hideous visage in She's All That before she gets made over.

Teenage Me would have loved this movie. Bitter Adult Me will have to wait and see.

Finally, a candidate I can trust. I would vote for Dolly in a heartbeat, if only to stick it to that conniving skank Jolene!

It could be pretty amazing. The cast is generally 90% Broadway performers anyway.

Well, we haven't seen her final stage of evolution yet.

I prefer the slowed down weirdo pop songs to the BWAAAAM! sound effects from action movie trailers in the last few years. Inception really should have to answer for that legacy.

This kind of trailer is like catnip to me. I know there's about a 12% chance that these horror movies will actually be scary or intelligent, but I feel the need to buy tickets anyway. You can blame me if there's a The Forest 2.

They did the same thing on Scrubs, and I'm pretty sure the original Kate Monster actress was in the episode. I guess the more seasons you go on a quirky comedy, the greater likelihood you have a singing puppet episode. I wish that rule carried over to the violent crime procedurals I watch. :)

NBC probably would have just considered it "alienating" and cancelled it anyway. The fact that it got three full seasons on NBC was almost miraculous.

I *hated* the puppet episode. It's like it was written by people who had never seen the show before and were given one sentence long descriptions of the each character to work from.

Yeah, but she was a Cool Mom not a Regular Mom!

When I read the headline that Anton Yelchin had died, I was shocked that he was only 27 and therefore had played teenage characters as an actual teenager. I've become pretty accustomed to seeing 35-year-olds playing high schoolers.

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