Cursed she be, the vessel Boaty McBoatface! Dragged to the blackened floor of the briny deep by Mr. Splashypants himself.

Very cool! I was wondering who would play that part. Yetide is younger than I assumed the character would be when I read the book.

"Fantasy"

I had to watch the trailer twice to figure out if my ears were playing tricks on me. That is one strange cover.

I have a strange fondness for "Based on a true story" haunted house movies. I assume the true story is "a family bought a house."

I was under the impression that BvS made a bajillion dollars in spite of itself.

I just laughed so hard that I scared my dog. Well done.

Well, what else could a person mean by "boy"?

Yeah, I think these Tasty videos are single-handedly keeping the ramekin industry afloat.

From what you've described, I'm pretty sure Gwen Stefani is my aunt. If Gwen comes out endorsing Trump soon, I'll have my confirmation.

I'm not a Gwen Stefani fan, but I would pay good money for a solo album of her drunkenly covering Bush songs.

LEGALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

You'll have to get his non-union equivalent, Martin Freeman.

Well, this is terrible news! I promised my son that I'd take him to see Green Inferno for his 4th birthday. He just loves Eli Roth, and now he'll have nothing to discuss with all of the other Roth loving tots at nursery school!

That first brunette character was "Elle." My family took to calling Paget's character "Not Elle" because I could never remember her name.

For a few seasons, it seemed like every other criminal on the show was mentioned to be a product of the foster care system and hence became a psycho killer. You could get tipsy if you took a drink every time "bounced around different foster homes" is said.

Even Criminal Minds' cheerful computer geek character has killed a handful of people over the course of the series.

We've all been there. It's about time a support group was created.

I was a fan for the first few seasons and then dropped out as the criminals' motivations became more and more ridiculous (turning victims into living dolls and so on). I randomly caught an episode on tv a few months ago (guest starring Aubrey Plaza, of all people), and was surprised that it was a very solid episode.…

The trailer for this movie is so balls-out crazy that I thought the film was a Scary Movie-style parody of Christian family entertainment. I was mildly horrified when I realized the film was supposed to be serious.