Sucker Punch is really, really good.

Hey I just watched this last night!

If you legitimately concern yourself with the footwear of others—especially strangers!—then you should absolutely take your own life immediately.

anyone who would refer to US Girls as "doe-eyed" has probably never really paid attention to her albums or seen her live. just sayin', that shit is layered and fierce and beyond angry. it's just not as surface-level "I AM ANGRYYYYYYY" as Pharmakon.

hey "No Escape" is tons of fun! it also has the most unexpectedly brilliant/brutal opening scene in low-budget action movie history. it's also an action film that features exactly one gun—a weapon so powerful that it's only used once, near the end, and completely ends the central conflict immediately. it's so…

you suck.

you can do this with any of Verhoeven's American films. Total Recall, Starship Troopers, Basic Instinct, Showgirls. The man is pure gold.