Joe, did you actually read the post or just scan it? Because you've got most of this wrong. Disney weddings start at $2,500, not $25,000. Photo shoots that take place "long after the ceremony is over" are for the couple only; the wedding party is not forced to get back together again. Walt Disney World only performs…

FOR THE LAST TIME, it's FLEECE! Puppets are made of FLEECE, not felt. Fleece also starts with an "F" and can be used just as easily in clever/tired cliches about puppetry .