This one seems pretty obvious. If you're touching the food, it's exposed to the germs on your hand, whatever those might be. And I've seen most guys going to rest rooms in public don't wash their hands, so you probably have shit and piss on those filthy mitts… Seriously, guys, it takes 10 seconds.

What's a spoon? You damn futurists get out of my dip situation.

My favorite part of that episode is when they're talking to "China" for being stingy asking for money, and Bart's like, "What happened to you, China? You used to be cool." And China responds with, "China still cool! You pay latah! LATAH!" I still quote that discussion in its entirety from time to time… to myself,…

Was that the one where Lisa was the President?

Haha. I'm an Introvert too, man. But I don't consider myself to be "well-adjusted" to the world, which, don't mistake, is very much an Extrovert's world… Any introvert born into this world is inherently at a disadvantage. Even Chuckie here.

We might need some dedicated detectives to investigate these vicious felonies, who as luck might have it are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit… I'd like to hear their stories.

Well adjusted? He looks like he's cowering in fear of something, and he's hunched over with his hands in his pockets… That's not the paragon of "well-adjusted," similarities to yourself be damned.

It's because she's French… The French are born smokers. This naturally causes her to appear much older. She probably strips for a living.

The twist is that Angelica hired a hitman to kill his wife because she wants him to come work as a security guard so she can pay him less than the average guard in her office building.

Same here. It was good art, technically speaking, but there was really nothing of the Rugrats soul in those designs… These designs feel right and actually look funny.

Personally, I'm glad they didn't "pretty" them up to reflect current fashion trends… They're lumpy people because they were brought up by lumpy people. They're gonna turn out lumpy. It is what it is… Might sound ironic, but grow the fuck up.

Since when was it NOT considered a nerdy tendency? That seems like an awfully subjective assumption on your part. One could argue it's the MOST nerdy thing one could do.

I think what's great about nerd culture is it brings people together. Millions of people playing WoW, do you think they all have the same political leanings? Probably not. But the game formed a bond between people that made it possible to ignore everything else and just enjoy a game together.

No, this video paired with this article is specifically aimed at making fun of him for acting out his nerdy tendencies… Now, if you want to knock him for his politics, go right ahead. But tearing someone down for acting nerdy sends the wrong message, I think. It feels elitist.

I think what's hilariously ironic is that nerd culture has gotten so prevalent and so diverse over the years that it's now become cool, but now that pop-culture has adopted nerd culture, nerds have swung back around to essentially become the high school bullies who used to make fun of them… Case in point, Ted Cruz is…

I could recognize Sarah Silverman was a good actress when I saw her in I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With… She made me fall in love with her character and then hate her character by the end, and it all felt very genuine, like someone who would exist in real life. That being said, I have no doubt she's great in this…

I used to think this was a TV show when I was a kid… Just had that kind of look to it.

No, it's Hall and Oates. They're two people.

You mean Hall & Oates?

I kind of agree with this… It's kind of like they're trying to do a Judd Apatow sketch, but they just lack the talent to pull it off.