This article had me until it said the movie made "little to no narrative sense." Um, were you paying attention to the story at all? What part of the story had you scratching your head? Granted, it's a fantasy story, but it followed its own rules so I don't see the problem.

New-ish Rule for the Internet: Anyone who uses the term "Wake up Sheeple" in all caps is to be ignored.

Gimme a break. Everybody might not communicate their support eloquently, but that doesn't make them insensitive or against you. Just appreciate that they're trying their hardest to be supportive. Stop making a fuss over nothing.

Oh fuck you, Topher Grace is an excellent actor and comedian.

Something very funny about that.

Um, Emma Roberts was also in Scream 4… How can you guys miss that?

The Wood Monster (as opposed to the Aluminum one)

Huh… Really? That's… weird. Why not diversify your movies?

Also, don't fuck with the Chuck.

This article is misleading. If this movie came out in 1987, then Child's Play came out a year later, not two years later.

Yeah, but you can't look like a complete tool in your house and have people think you're free and easy. You gotta be in the desert somewhere in Utah.

That part may be included, but what it's really about is sewing all your wild oats before you become a ripe old 30-year-old… which can boil down to having lots of sex, riding bicycles naked, listening to really loud music, making weird art sculptures, pretending you're in a post-apocalyptic circus of some sort, and…

Garth, that was a haiku.

I've said worse while playing Mario Kart.

What do you want him to do, sign an official document of apology to the entire gay community? The paparazzi who was harassing him wasn't even gay. You don't think that context matters?

I used to watch that show because I was 5.

Forgot the one in Frighteners.