"Dad, you've done some great things, but you're an old man now and old people are useless."

AKA 20 Movies I'm Probably Never Going To See(Yes, Even Spider-Man)

“They didn’t want a full-on erection, so the photographer shot pictures
as I went down… giving them the opportunity to select the degree of
erection.”

And here I am wondering if he'll get raped by monkeys in this movie, too

Sorry Ardian, but Logan is already our lord and saviour.

DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES.

omg Trump is actually Michael Scott

Maybe the X-Men ruined it for me but anything with "Origin(s)" in the title is a red flag

more like "What the Tuck", but seriously Goodfellow? Was Locksley too subtle?

now all I want is a foursome with Chris, Chris, and Chris. unnngh

if Rule 34 is "If it exists, there is porn of it" than what rule is this?

oooooh ;)

I must've spent a good five minutes there. That's a chest you can fall asleep on.

Chick popularized HAW HAW long before one Nelson Muntz

"Dark Dungeons" and the recalled "Wounded Children" will always be my faves

Smaug!?

This is why I still play Nintendo even when everyone else writes them off as "kiddie". Their games are very refreshing after all the gritty crap that gets made these days.

Now I have a new reason to hate Survivor other than starting the reality TV craze, it's responsible for Trump nearly becoming president.

I remember seeing that in school after we read the book. Pretty sure that was when I realized I was gay

He'll always be Sodapop