I read it, AND I come here to bullshit with funny people.

Tebowing sends its regards.

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Hiram Walker, or as we refer to him as, Johnny's slightly crazy Canadian cousin.

I have a Bacardi Solera that is actually pretty good.

There are a couple of sets of twins. She's also had two miscarriages.

Oh, I love explaining how the Quiverful movement is based on a misreading of the Bible, encourages beating children as young as 6 months, and is propagated by an unmarried man who was removed/resigned from his post for sexually harassing female employees.

You'd think that, but somehow every single member of the Bates family (the other TLC approved mega-family) has managed to avoid marrying a Duggar. It's really quite remarkable.

If you don't want to tear shit apart but want to upgrade the storage organization, hit up the Container Store or Contain Yourself for some wire cabinet shelves. They're a lifesaver.

No one corrects him, because fuck Chris Lilley.

I can blame them for trying to jazz it up with shitty, stupid personas. In fact, I will blame them for trying to jazz it up with shitty, stupid personas.

Yeah, that was beyond shitty. And they can't even blame the interns, as they're all back at school now.

And here I was thinking Scott Speedman was dead. Nope, just in the Underworld movies.

Oh, imaginary. Got it.

It was similar to that, except there was just one squirrel, myself, and three sorority chicks. Guess who managed to get the fucking thing outside while her roommates locked themselves in the bathroom.

I've been trying to ship either the Devils or the Islanders North for a decade or so. Looks like I'll have to find a new town to propose now that QC is apparently getting their team back.

*A mournful version of Brass Bonanza plays softly*

I wasn't sure where the contractual lines laid, but this is pretty much as I suspected.

Probably, on both accounts. Personally, I'd love it.

Yeah, this is true. Though in the cartoon, they were clearly mutants and Magneto's kids. I don't mind that they're splitting the character. I just think they can't do that with any character that the X-Men movies introduced before Marvel Studios opened.