I can't imagine you go through life wanting desperately to have your balls crushed
I feel like if I were into it, I would want to simulate it….or, like, write stories about it…and otherwise channel the desire into things that didn't threaten my physical health.

"Have no fears, we've got stories for years like….
….Marge becomes a sex worker…..
….How 'bout a crazy three-way? (Image: Barney, Chief Wiggum, and Mayor Quimby)
….Where something happens and doo-doo-doo-doo-doo……..
….Sorry for the disturbing post….."

It turned into Savage Love so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Believe it or not, it's my understanding that some men get off on paying a dominatrix to coach them through hurting their balls on webcam…and of course to laugh at them.

me also feel like there very fine line between enjoying fetish and taking trip to emergency room.

Nothin' beats the hobo life….
…making tramp stamps with my ho-bo knife….

I was under the impression that at least a good number of people do.

Two for the price of cum!

What's that one called? Double masturbation?

I think a lot of men are partial to doggy because the visual is pretty cool (see also: tramp stamps) and because there's something…well…animalistic about it. Which can be hot. You can depersonalize the sex if you want — it's a different experience than looking into a partner's face while you do it, that's for sure.

And now you have image in head of Cookie Monster having sex. You're welcome.

Well, I'm a little late this week, but I'm still here with….SAVAGE LOS!

Mean Gene Oakerland?

Lord Byron fighting for Greek independence…where nothing could possibligh go wrong.

Test…your might!!!

I will steal it! Thanks!

Wow, thank you for that thorough survey of his time in the public spotlight and excellent summary of his particular brand of crazy.

Whoa, Lord Byron posts at the AV Club!

Very well said.

Well said. The writing in a lot of the articles on this site is atrocious.
There's some great writing — those Mad Men reviews were excellent and insightful — but there's a ton of writing that's full of poorly constructed sentences, the aimless snark that you mention, or just detouring into things tangentially connected…