You can suspend disbelief enough to believe in a world where the dead come back to begin mindlessly consuming the living, but it's too much for you to believe this happens in a world without zombie movies? Dude.

Can someone explain why these fools still voted for Mike when he was clearly going to be immune?

The white saviour complex in this reward was STRONG. Not sure if Mike was referring to his idol/gameplay or his presence at the orphanage when he said "I feel like a king" but

Well, let's hope so. I'm just surprised, if Patrick's lonely teenage years were anything like mine I'd have thought he'd have worked it out. Is he even left-handed? So many questions.

Patrick can't masturbate with one hand?