"That that non-player Amber didn't latch on to Caleb and ride him to the final was her bad"
Pfft, her with all her dignity and such…

It really stinks.

Well, in Walking Dead they're too busy killing each other because… reasons(?)… to actually attempt to rebuild any kind of civilization.

"if you feel like what's missing from your life is a soul-crushing, inescapable depresion"

To be fair, when your job is to interpret the idiocy of Machine Gun Kelly and Soulja Boy lyrics, the instructions on a hair dryer would seem "beautifully written."