I can't wait for it to come to Rifftrax

I will see it, mostly because I want to see if she shoots the rapist in the dick.

Mostly positive! That's the nicest thing anyone ever said about me.

Air Force One will be renamed One Fine Ass Motherfucking Pussy Mobile, Motherfucker One

Max Rebo used to be in a band called the Jizz Wailers. Wookiepedia is a great site.

Republican's still don't realize that "Rockin' In the Free World" is a song about how terrible Republican policy is.

I always wanted to be on Double Dare or Legends of Hidden Temple, but they were both off the air by the time I would have been old enough to be on them. And that is why I live a depressed meaningless life.

I was hoping this would be a sequel to Troll. A bit disappointed.

I watched Bob Roberts recently and it was too eerily similar to this election. It made me really depressed.

Did you accidentally a coke bottle again?

I think the reviewer of this deserves a big raise and bottle of scotch to make up for having to see this.

I think that generally, if an artist decides to not release songs, it is for good reason.

I forgot about Napoleon Dynamite. I have a feeling that will be the next movie to get a sequel no one asked for 10+ years after it came out.

Max Steel, he's the man with the name that you want to touch

Same.

I just gained a lot of respect for Jim Norton.

Will there be a little something for daddy?

"I am so sorry you find me racist."

Batman: Port of Call Gotham

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