In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To an animal that doesn't care if I live or diiiiiiiiiie

He took a breathalyzer and it said his midochlorians were off the scale

No, it's the children who are wrong

I imagine there will be lots of boobs

Wow, what a great song Rachel!

Game of Boners

Metal Gear Chomsky

I am still holding out for a Batmite movie

I wonder what long time actor this movie will drive to retirement

Only Jesse Ventura can stop him, if the Illumunati does not get him first

I was hoping this movie would be about the black hippie alternate dimension Superman

I am still holding out for a Salacious Crumb movie

Clearly it will have to star Mutt, as that is what the whole world wants

Still waiting for a Boss Nass movie

16. More Nien Nunb

Fucking contests. How do they work?

I guess Portal would be too obvious

How does one die in Hell? Don't people have to die before going to Hell?

Since I was twelve, I've been your number one fan
Kiss me, you Illustrated Man.
I'll feed you grapes and Dandelion Wine,
And we'll read a little Fahrenheit 69.

Hello, Caesar!